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Name: davey
State: California
Metro: Long Beach
Birthday: 5/27/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: jesus, bodyboarding, eating, art, the beach
Expertise: Learning that life is not about me, it is about Jesus and Jesus alone... oh and i am really good at farting
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Member Since:
7/25/2005
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| Hello my friends,
its 3:50
and in about 10 mins my roommate elliot chung and bestest friend is on his way to georgia from california.
please keep him in your prayers as he travels the contry. i love this
guy dearly and i dont know what i am going to do with out him.
we bought him some frappacinos and double shots but i dont think that is going to suffice.
so this entry is to urge all people to help elliot make it to georgia.
so call him when you think of him and spur him on his journey across
america. if you dont know his number you can call me and ill give it to
you so you can call him and encourage him yourself.
so please act!
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| Hello everyone!
From a time of leave I am back!
Thank you for all the kind words all of you encouraging me to get back
to the keyboard and type about how great life is. So I was looking at
my last post man it was last October.... ok ok so im coming back with
gusto, well not really. So last episode we heard from Mr. Mavey Diyabe,
great guy that Mavey, and he was having a slight difficulty with his
undergarments.
Well guess what?
Mavey is back!
Once upon a Saturday in may there was a two groups of students (WHAT UP
PAMONA!) that got together for a cordial meeting at Corona Del
Mar or should I say CDM. They had a pleasant day with enjoying
each others company. They played and laughed and sang songs... it was
Glorious!
I wanted to make the best of it... I mean Mavey Diyabe wanted to make
the best of it so he decided to play some tackle football or should I
say footbol de americano and some catch with the other guys, and as we
all know Mavey Diyabe likes to body board so he got some surf in.
Later that night...
After a long day at the beach sleeping is a great thing especially after taking a hot shower.
Right as I laid down to go to sleep I mean when Mavey Diyabe laid
down he felt a awkward sensation at the inner thigh region. Both of my
thighs, I mean his thighs, cramped up! not one but two cramped up. You
might think that he would get out of bed and stretch.
Nope try to stick it out!
try stretching in bed... he thought
nope it got worse. so Mavey rolled out of bed at 3:00 am and started
walking around the apartment with his small squinty eyes half open. It
hurt so bad that Mavey was about to cry and give up it felt like there
was nothing he could to make them stop cramping.
WORST PAIN EVER he thought... but it wasn't
finally the muscles relaxed and the pain left and he fell right back asleep...
until his calf cramped up...
moral of the story...
don't work out so you don't have any muscle to cramp up.
stay tuned for more adventures of MAVEY DIYABE
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| Ok Ok... so i know that i haven't been updating and it has devastated all of you. Some of you are hiding in your room growing facial hair, as much as you can you hairless asians, waiting for davey to update his xanga, so i will be merciful and update for you folks.
so this is a story about mavey again you know mavey diyabe well it was the other day and i was talking to him and he was telling me about this ridiculously embarrassing story. so davey, oh wait i mean mavey was up late working on art home work and was super tired. we all know that mavey loves to sleep and does not like to be disturbed while sleeping.
so the monsterous sloth arose and welcomed the world with a nasty ahhhhrrrr stretch yawn thing. and then grabbed clothes and jumped back into bed. mavey was just not ready to start the day so back into hibernation he went for the extra few min. of restoration. so in the safety of his resting place he got dressed.
and now welcoming into the world.......MAVEY DIYABE dressed and ready for action.
so on to the concrete jungle of CSULB he went and he pushed, shoved, kicked, bit, and flew like a glorious raven? to his class....
it was a good class but man Mavey for got to take his morning urination (pee) hahaha and so he went to the bath room, simple as that, no i did not pee in my pants, i mean mavey didnt pee in his pants. sorry guys.
but wait!!! what is this?
Mavey soon realized what was slightly uncomfortable in the lower region of his body (crotch) hahahaha
his UNDERWEAR IS ON BACKWARDS!!!!
what? what is this? why is the hole not in font?
oh wait (rewind in head) this morining in bed! the sloth dressed in bed!!! nooooOoooOOooOO underwear on backwards!!!!
so with all the pride in the world, Mavey releaved himself and pulled up his pants with his backwards underwear and went through the rest of the day alittle uncomfortable.
and when he got home... you know what the first thing he did was.... you guessed it.... ate something and rested for a while after a long hard day. whew that was a long day
oh wait i dont have to! i dont have TO!
no more backwards underwear!!!!
stay tuned for more adventures of MAVEY DIAYBE (with an echo) | | |
| ok ok... so i have a hunger, an itch that can not be satisfied!
what are you talking about davey?
well ill tell you thanks for asking
so i like to play video games... (what a dork, what a looser...) yeah yeah i dont care.
i like to play video games so there i said it. anyways...
i once had a game cube... oh my beloved gamecube, and one day it
decided not to work anymore. it said there is something wrong and i
can't read the games anymore. so all the money you spent on your games
and your controlers, not to mention the countless hours i spent trying
to beat games is all for nothing.
so i was sad
then later when i went to college my roommate also brought a gamecube.
oh what a joyous day it was for me. i got to play again.
but wait!!!
it happened again! the same error occured on this gamecube as the last. i cried "nooo!!!"
and i was sad agian.
the moral of the story is... i am a geek and i dont learn from the past.
i still want a gamecube!!!
so this is a shout out to anyone who wants sell a gamecube to me...
oh and Ai this does not mean i want you to bring it back its not a
guilt trip... if your name is not Ai i am not talking to you...
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| Ok ok so i havent posted in a while... so heeere we go.
so the summer was offically over last week and i now i am depresed that
i can no longer sleep in til 12:00... this is a sad dark day for davey.
so i am going to recap some of the adventures that i had or maybe just adventure.
ok so you all heard about my biking day and how awesome that was...worst day of my life!
so there once was a dude named Mavey Diaybe... and... uuuhhh... he
liked to go to the beach. so to the beach he went and had a great day
hittin' up the surf and trying to pull some tricks off... but failed.
Mavey took a wave in and got all
sandy so he stood up and dove head first into a wave to wash off....
but wait!!!
-could it be? the water was only a foot deep? YES!
the stinkin water was only a foot deep and i hit my head on the stinkin
bottem... *cough* umm... i mean... uhhh.... Mavey hit his head on the
bottem. the worst part was, he was with some friends and he had a big
circle of redness on his forehead.
for the next week he had a
fat dot on his forehead where blood had come to the surface of his
skin.
so if you didnt know Mavy Diyabe is me.... it was I who hit my head on the bottom
it was I who had a red dot on my head
it was I who felt like an idiot standing with the
water at my
ankles holding my head
so yeah summer was great!
if you want more you must stay tuned for next time.... same bat channel same bat time!
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